function MM_preloadImages() { //v3.0
  var d=document;
  if(d.images) {
    if(!d.MM_p) {
      d.MM_p=new Array();
    }
    var i,j=d.MM_p.length,a=MM_preloadImages.arguments;
    for(i=0; i<a.length; i++)
      if (a[i].indexOf("#")!=0) {
        d.MM_p[j]=new Image;
        d.MM_p[j++].src=a[i];
    }
  }
}

function randomDrzaza() {
	var siteOfTheDay = new Array(
		'',
    'busy <a href="http://www.w3schools.com/downloadwww.htm" target="_blank">downloading the internet</a>.',
    'looking at the <a href="http://www.coolsiteoftheday.com/frmindex.html" target="_blank">Cool Site of the Day</a>.',
    "reading <a href='http://www.theonion.com' target='_blank'>Lucy's Story</a>.",
    'scared by the sub-Gods of Rock <a href="http://www.stryper.com" target="_blank">Stryper</a>.',
    'reading <a href="http://www.theonion.com" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.',
		'reading about adventures on <a href="http://www.trentobike.org/index.html" target="_blank">the Trento Bike pages</a>.',
    'getting political with <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Michael Moore</a>.',
    '<a href="http://www.netcetera.org" target="_blank">reading blogs by Simon</a>.',
    'working out how many <a href="http://www.healthstatus.com/cbc.html" target="_blank">calories</a> I burn whilst running.'
	);
	var index = 0;
	while (index == 0 || index == siteOfTheDay.length) { // proper random number generator
		index = Math.round(Math.random() * (siteOfTheDay.length));
	}
	document.write("<p>This week I have mostly been " + siteOfTheDay[index] + "</p>");
}

<!--
function ArchiverandomDrzaza() {
	var siteOfTheDay	= new Array(
		'',
    'checking out <a href="http://www.ameliathegreat.com" target="_blank">Amelia the great</a>.',
    'looking at the list of <a href="http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/" target="_blank">weapons of mass destruction</a> found in Iraq.',
    'watching <a href="www.triggerhappytv.com/" target="_blank">Trigger Happy</a>.',
    'reading <a href="www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.',
    'getting <a href="http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/" target="_blank">Spaced</a>.',
    'working out what <a href="http://www.richardcoyle.fsnet.co.uk/JEFF%20PLUS/jeffquotes.html" target="_blank">Jeff from Coupling</a> is on about.',
    'assessing mullets and perms on <a href="http://www.uglyfootballers.com/" target="_blank">Ugly Footballers</a>.',
    'finding out <a href="http://www.i-resign.com/" target="_blank">all about resigning</a>.',
    'brushing up my <a href="http://www.velocity.net/~acekc/swear.htm" target="_blank">international swearing</a>.',
    'finding out <a href="http://www.i-resign.com/" target="_blank">all about resigning</a>.',
    'working out whos who in <a href="http://www.uktvadverts.com/Home/" target="_blank">UK Adverts</a>.',
    'jetsetting <a href="http://www.krisseworldwide.com" target="_blank">worldwide</a> with Chris.',
    'communing with <a href="http://www.sistertaffy.com//" target="_blank">Sister Taffy and the friends of Jesus</a>.'
	);
	var index = 0;
	while (index == 0 || index == siteOfTheDay.length) { // proper random number generator
		index = Math.round(Math.random() * (siteOfTheDay.length));
	}
	document.write("<p>This week I have mostly been "+siteOfTheDay[index]+"</p>");
}
-->